Gucci with Bucci: April 8
by Chris Bucci on Friday, April 8th, 2016
What’s up Milton Academy?
You can’t get ready for summer too early. Just because there is snow on the ground doesn’t mean that you can’t go outside and work on your tan this weekend. Summer isn’t a time of year, it’s a state of mind, and the key to a great summer is mentally preparing for it. Now. But don’t completely give up: overcompensation is never the answer, except when it comes to writing SGA Amendments. Plenty of things are still going around at Milton: The seniors get to go on projects, Flik’s outdoor lunches are coming up, the seniors get to go on projects, and the lacrosse team has at least a dozen games left to lose. And of course, seniors get to go on projects. Here are some things to get done before the end of the school year.
Bucket List 2k16
Make sure you have a nice, smooth ride. A friend of mine once got the word “Poopy” keyed into his car and it absolutely ruined his vibe.
Vote for a Head Monitor. It’s important that you choose the right person to complain about during every assembly next year.
Pay attention during math “class.” It’s important, I promise.
Boat Dance. Speaking about boat dance…what’s gucci junior girls?
Make America Great Again. Obviously by becoming a complete vegetarian and never drinking SmartWater again. Duh.
Since this is the last Gucci with Bucci ever, I wanted to say a couple of thank yous. First, I’d like to thank Mr. Rebuck for getting me into this school. I’d also like to thank The Milton Measure for being such a poor publication that they have room to publish garbage like this every single week. Finally, I’d like you thank you, the gullible reader who actually believed me when I said this was the last one. Idiot.
I will be busy visiting alumni in Asia this week, so don’t bother trying to contact me.
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