Gucci with Bucci: March 10
by Chris Bucci on Thursday, March 10th, 2016
What’s Up Milton Academy?
It’s Spring Break! Freshmen are rejoicing because, I don’t know, nobody knows anything about the freshmen. Sophomores are rejoicing because their ridiculously easy and stress free lives are about to get even easier and somehow less stressful. Juniors are rejoicing that nobody from their grade is going to get DC’d over break. Seniors are rejoicing because they can CAPITALize on their time off by getting a new, not very noticeable tattoo. This will be my sixty-ninth spring break, and over the decades my knowledge has become more powerful than a gravitational wave. Here are some fun ways to spend your two weeks off:
Read Azaad, the new student publication which conveniently popped up during college season. Then check out the robotics team, those guys are geniuses. Admire all the dancers from Dance Concert. You’ll feel like you’re not even worthy. You’re beautiful.
Go to Atlantis. Just make sure to avoid the massive teacher trip led by Mr. Heath and Ms. Goldenberg. It’s gonna be lit!!!
Book a spot on the Ultimate Disc Spring Break trip to Nebraska. Be careful though, they’re all Hucking Fooligans.
See the world. There are so many amazing places out there for you to explore: Paris, California, the Gaza Strip, North Korea, ISIS, the Dominican Republic, the Southie projects…the possibilities are endless.
Avoid getting into car crashes. Pneumonia is a bitch.
Also avoid getting wasting hours binge watching a newly released show. And also avoid getting thrown in front of a train. #spoileralert
Catch up on homework you didn’t do over the past few weeks…..SIKE!
Normally I’d write something ranging from mildly amusing to jaw-breakingly hilarious here, and tell you to email me at blah blah blah, but I’m not really feeling that right now. Instead I’ll leave you with this.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
Short URL: http://miltonmeasure.org/?p=7801