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Stuff You Could Have Done with a 4-Day Weekend and Things As Big as Peyton Manning’s Forehead

by The Milton Measure on Friday, February 12th, 2016

Driven to New York and back 6 times
Get CPR certified (for both humans and animals)
Lose the SuperBowl
Fall in love with Beyonce… again
Cheer for your brother when he wins the SuperBowl
Bump to Capital Crew’s new hit: Do What I Want
Genetically test Donald Trump’s hair
Lose your phone in the snow
Win The Bachelor
Work on the TMM backpage
Discover time travel
Get a voice coach (@Price @Ruiz)

The empty space in the TMP tip jar
Mr. Bland’s paycheck
The price of guac at Chipotle
Your Milton tuition bill
iPad mini
Triple whopper from Burger King
Trenti drink from starbucks
Allan (II)
The Common App list of extracurriculars
The librarian’s ego
Kylie Jenner’s lips
The Tuesday 6th lunch line

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