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Gucci with Bucci: December 11

by Chris Bucci on Friday, December 11th, 2015

What’s up Milton Academy?

It really is the most wonderful time of the year. Except for all the seniors who think getting some letter in the mail is the single most important event of their entire lives, the whole school community is filled with holiday cheer and a strong eagerness to get back on break. In between shots of eggnog, make sure to enjoy yourself and have some fun. God forbid any of that happens in January. This week, I’m going to get a little more personal and share with you the letter I sent up to the North Pole last week.

Hi Santa,

Hope you didn’t get too much snow this summer! My name is Chris, and my favorite rom-com is Shrek. Here’s
what I want for Christmas this year:

-A good grade in Advanced Environmental Science. That way I won’t have to clear my browser history after our
next in-class test.

-A non-denominational Holiday movie. How about John Doe and Friends Save the Winter Solstice?

-A dictionary. I keep hearing all these big words that I don’t understand like conglomerate and administration.

-A DSG. Dangerously Sober Giraffes and Direct Shift Gearboxes are the best!

-LEGO Star Wars Set No. 75104: Kylo Ren’s Shuttle with exclusive C-3P0 minifigure. Remember, ages 9-14 is just a
recommendation…

-My two front teeth.

Now before I finish and you all go off to do your respective thing, pull out your phones really quick. I want you to
follow me on Twitter @BucciMane. I know how important your “ratio” is, so I promise I’ll follow back! If you need
to contact me this break you can tweet at me or you can send a text to my secretary at 617-686-9926. And remember,
when it comes to New Years, the shots stop when the ball drops.

Stay Gucci,

Bucci

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