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Gucci with Bucci: November 20

by Chris Bucci on Friday, November 20th, 2015

What’s up Milton Academy?

Before we start, I want to give a message directly to whoever has me in Gotcha: I’m tired of running and hiding, come tag me, I’ll be waiting in the woods behind the girls’ soccer field.

After two straight months of nothing but cranky teachers and nauseating TMP back page humor, Thanksgiving Break is finally here. I know it can be tempting to go on break, throw an absolute rager, and forget what the holiday is all about, so while you are watching football, stuffing your face with pumpkin pie and reading your Thanksgiving Reading book, take a moment to recall a few things you are thankful for. Here are some of mine, hashtags included:

I’m thankful that I get to write in the centerfold, rather than the rest of the paper which nobody reads #PrimeRealEstate
I’m thankful that teachers aren’t allowed in Gotcha. There’s no escaping Acrobatic André! #GloryDays
I’m thankful for Daylight Savings Time, now I know what it’s like to be Andrew Byun. #SleepSchedule
I’m thankful that I know that 9 + 10 = 21. #MiltonMathDepartment
I’m thankful for the Turkey Day Football Games. It’s nice to see passing plays once in a while. #MissingFadule
I’m thankful for Thanksgiving food: never before has turkey, mashed potatoes, dried bread, cranberries and melted butter tasted so good. #PassThePie

As we take an extended step away from school, make sure to look back at your achievements from the past few months. Personally, I am extremely proud of Hack Soccer’s legendary 2-0 season as well as the end of a long-running Gotcha career*. If you need help, stop me in the halls or hit me up with a fax at 605-475-6968.

Stay Gucci,

*Special shout out to: Drew Jacobs ‘14, Maria DiMartinis (II), Charis Palandjian (III), Kevin Ren (I), Marcus Guenther (I), Marcus Green (I), Simone Hunter-Hobson (I), Kali Tyler (I), Sophia Greenaway (II), Ege Yalcindeg (II), Juliana Viola (II), Walter Nam (II), Conor Greene (III), Steven Char ‘15, Andy Hahm ‘15, Alex Yu ‘15, Jack Weiler (III), Vijaya Anisetti (III), Wenli Wang (III), Soleil Devonish (III), Grace Connor (II), Sam Hitt (I), Kevin Ryu (?) and the other 6 people who I forgot.

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