Prom Pickup Lines
by The Milton Measure on Friday, May 22nd, 2015
Are you a panini machine? Because I want more of you in an inaccessible space.
Are you Honors Bio? Because I’m doing you all night long.
Am I Jack Karle? Because I’d come back to Milton every day after I graduate just for you.
Are you Jonathan Chan? Because I want to call you Daddy.
Are you the Goodwin Boys? Because you’re
Are you the Milton Academy quad? Because I’d pay a million dollars to get you wet.
Are you the Milton Measure Board? Because you’re the CXXIest.
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