Things You Can Do With Your Milton Diploma
by The Milton Measure on Friday, October 17th, 2014
Return it for $200,000. Just kidding, no refunds.
Use it as a coaster.
Accidentally throw it away. Realize horrible mistake. Recycle instead.
Wrap your dog in it. @DogsinBlankets
Make it into a loincloth. Run away into the wild never to be seen again.
Mop up your tears.
Become an Abercrombie model and return to Milton to warn students of misplaced bags.
Perfect your origami skills.
Sleep for the first time in four years.
Give it to your parents to replace the picture of their dream house.
Frame it on your wall.
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