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Overheard at The Academy: Parents’ Day Edition

by The Milton Measure on Friday, October 17th, 2014

“My dad asked an Asian girl in my dorm in really slow, deliberate English if she was from China, and she said she’s from New York…it was awkward.” – Izzy Licata (I)

“Wait… my parents are coming today?” – Te Palandjian (III)

“Mom, you’ll get the best view if you sit wayyyyy over there.” – Ellen Askey (I)

“That’d be kinda loose if two parents had a brawl over an in-class debate.” – Gianna Beniers (I)

“I’m scared of my mom in the chem lab.” – Madeline Murphy (II)

“Parents Day: An awkward day for Stacy, an awesome day for her mom.” – Hannah Iafrati (I)

“Praying my dad doesn’t wear his MC Hammer pants.” – Elly Vaughan (II)

“Mom, you’re gonna love senior year just as much as I do!!!!!!” – Kate Blauer (I)

“Just because I’m Chinese doesn’t mean I can speak Chinese. I just hope foreign parents don’t pull me aside to translate…AGAIN.” – Shanlyn Tse (I)

“I’m a little nervous.” – Kaja Hartwell (III)

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