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Tips for Freshmen

by The Milton Measure on Friday, September 19th, 2014

The best way to thank your teachers for a good grade is to give them a quick kiss on the cheek…or a long one.

Guys, remember the UV light at glow dance reveals more than just paint.

Always remind teachers to assign homework when they forget. You’ll be really popular.

Don’t forget to knock before signing into the science lab… the teachers can’t see you through the glass walls.

When seniors cut you in Forbes, it’s just a mistake. Inform them politely and they will readily fix the situation.

If you don’t create your own club, you’re not going to college.

Shower. The only thing that smells worse than sweaty freshmen is The Milton Paper office. #shotsfired

Play with Pip while you can. Flik Live has expressed a special interest in his schedule.

The freshman with the worst Class IV Talk gets ritually sacrificed.

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