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Ways to Explain Low Grades to Parents

by The Milton Measure on Friday, June 6th, 2014

Film: Apparently AV doesn’t stand for “Adult Video.”

US History: Don’t worry about it. It’s in the past.

Honors Bio: But I’ve got the best grade in my class!

English: I thought that book was optional.

Health: I thought attendance was optional.

Modern World History: Apparently you can’t say Stalin “just wanted to turn up” in your essay.

Studio Art: I could better creatively express myself by not doing the assignments.

Anatomy: I was distracted by his/her…
-bare arms
-legs under the table
-bra straps
-yoga pants
-armpit hair

Math: Walking to the fourth floor of Ware is definitely more of a once a
week type of thing.

Performing Arts: It’s not my fault my teacher really wanted to give me the D.

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