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Top Ten Ways to Get Elected Head Monitor

by The Milton Measure on Tuesday, April 15th, 2014

10. Create co-ed dorms.

9. Make yoga pants mandatory.

8. Replace Flik with Chipotle and the Snack Bar with Starbucks.

7. Build a monorail to the Health Center.

6. Adopt a British accent.

5. Adopt a British child.

4. Promise Boat Dance on a speedboat.

3. Stop dating sailors.

2. Bake croissants to bribe the French Exchange students for votes.

1. Show your commitment to stronger inter-grade relationships by dating a freshman.

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