Top Ten Ways to Get Elected Head Monitor
by The Milton Measure on Tuesday, April 15th, 2014
10. Create co-ed dorms.
9. Make yoga pants mandatory.
8. Replace Flik with Chipotle and the Snack Bar with Starbucks.
7. Build a monorail to the Health Center.
6. Adopt a British accent.
5. Adopt a British child.
4. Promise Boat Dance on a speedboat.
3. Stop dating sailors.
2. Bake croissants to bribe the French Exchange students for votes.
1. Show your commitment to stronger inter-grade relationships by dating a freshman.
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