Top 10 Ways To Cheer Yourself Up During This Sad, Cold February
by The Milton Measure on Friday, February 21st, 2014
10. Stalk Milton alums on proxy-blocked websites.
9. Play snow day roulette.
8. Quit your sports team.
7. Save a horse, ride a mechanical bull.
6. Rewatch America’s Next Top Model and practice your “dead” look.
5. Take a bubble bath.
4. Break your ankle to get crutches so you finally fit in.
3. Get a spray tan.
2. Visit the ‘Hub.
1. Continue to carry around your bouquet of roses for a confidence boost.
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