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Things We Could Be Doing Besides Writing the Backpage

by The Milton Measure on Friday, February 7th, 2014

• Shopping for an outfit for a sophomore girl’s sweet sixteen.

• Bribing the Yearbook staff to give us superlatives.

• Getting suspended from the Boys’ Hockey Team.

• Going to a spa (this job is stressful).

• Going to Aspen with 11 of our closest friends.

• Getting trapped in a dorm of the opposite gender.

• Airbrushing our senior portraits.

• Blackmailing juniors into taking us to boat dance.

• Parking in Ware Loop.

• Checking how many likes we got on our new profile picture.

• Sending roses to our underclassmen crushes.

• Getting roses from our underclassmen crushes.

• Getting Starbucks.

• Paying members of the cast of The Vineyard to be our prom dates.

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