Quick Tips For Freshmen
by The Milton Measure on Monday, September 30th, 2013
Do not give your underwear to a Norris Senior.
Definitely take independent musical theater. It’ll pay off right after graduation.
There’s apparently a “leak” in the student center, so avoid standing underneath the balcony.
Freshmen boys get in line for Dance Concert tickets now. Trust us, it’s an experience.
If you get away with the first party, you should throw another (Just kidding).
The back corner on the third floor of the library is often used for some intense studies. It is best to avoid interrupting the learning.
98% of the words Ohio Eh (I) says don’t exist in the English dictionary.
If you’re late to class, just grab a facilities golf cart.
When in doubt, pee outside.
Leave a $100 bill in Mrs. Bonenfant’s office. See if it’s there in the morning.
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