Top Ten Reasons To Be Late To Graduation
by The Milton Measure on Friday, June 7th, 2013
10. Still trying to get your senior project passed.
9. Decided to act on your “What would you do if you weren’t afraid?” resolution.
8. Buying Bermuda shorts for the new dress code next year.
7. Searching for “Where would you be in 20 years?” in your yearbook.
6. Finally passed out from the 8 month junior year cleanse.
5. Still upset that the Leafers lost Game 7.
4. Drove to Sutton Academy instead of Milton Academy.
2. Pondering ways to get kicked off SNL.
1. Chatting with a faculty member in a liquor store.
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