Top Ten Worst Ways to Get DC’ed in the Spring
by The Milton Measure on Friday, May 17th, 2013
10. Invite Paul Davis to prom.
9. Redecorate a campus safety car.
8. Turn “Restless Virgins” into a school play.
7. Write a memoir enumerating your conquests.
6. Pick on a Forbes freshman.
5. Complete your film project on the third floor of the library.
3. Take him for a walk.
2. Reactivate @stang_whisperer.
1. Scale a building.
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