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Milton Measure Fortune Cookies

by The Milton Measure on Friday, April 26th, 2013

Take the time to meet with teachers outside of class…

Extensive background on your Modern World research paper will yield a
stronger result…

Do not let childhood nicknames like Half-Year Girl hold you back…

You will rule with a soft heart, but will have trouble using your iron blade…

A job worth doing is a job worth doing well…

With proper instruction, you will earn a purr-fect score…

Milton will subdue Nobles time and time again…

While your classes may occasionally seem irrelevant, with time you will find that the skills you have acquired all become applicable…

Slow and steady wins the race…

Putting in the work today will pay off for you tomorrow…

Rubber, a valuable resource, can actually be recycled…

Multiple teachers will retire this June after decades of service…

Treat others the way you might want to be treated…

A lion stalks its prey slowly, waiting for when the night is darkest to pounce…

Five Minute Senior Talks this evening will be better than anything you’ve ever experienced…

[Hint hint: add "in bed" after each one for extra giggles...]

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