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Graduation Humor

by The Milton Measure on Friday, June 8th, 2012

Best Ways To Disrupt Graduation

Fist-bump Mr. Bland when you get your diploma.
Give an acceptance speech after receiving your diploma. Invite your parents to come join you onstage. Come back for an encore. Twice.
Scream “thief” and “charlatan” after the bag of coins is awarded. Proceed to Occupy Milton.
Hand out copies of Restless Virgins to parents. Remind them that they, too, have summer reading.

 

Worst Things You Can Say at College Orientation

wait…wait….shouldn’t we get parietals first?
So…how many NHL draft picks did you have at your high school?
Do you know who Lily Halpern is?
What time is check-in?
Have you signed out yet?
Is this IA-able?

Worst Things You Can Say at College Orientation

YOLO
Gender equality
Carly Rae Jepsen
The Occupy movement
The Stang Whisperer
Rapture

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