A Valentine’s Poem
It’s a week before V-day, and ‘round school girls prepare,
Their stomachs a’flurry with visions of Gos’ hair.
Valentines day without a boyfriend, is something like hell,
Sorry, we all can’t have boyfriends in the NHL!
Cupid flies over campus armed with his bow,
Eying unsuspecting targets meandering below.
In a blink of an eye Cupid’s arrows will hit,
And soon Ugly Betty will look like Brad Pitt. (Maybe Keyon Vafa)
If not, there’s e-harmony! C’mon have no shame,
There’s no harm in connecting with a cute cyber-dame.
E’s back on the market, eyes fixed on a hottie,
So this is a PSA for a 30% of the student body!
What? There are no roses, what in tarnation?
How will I get it in with a stupid carnation!
I guess I’ll buy truffles, that’ll put her in the mood,
Nothing gets a girl going like well-packaged food!
Girls dress in red, boys put on a show,
For Pomper, that means fancy tricks with a yo-yo.
But will your moves work? It’s quite hard to tell,
I guess if you’re clean, confident and don’t smell,
You’ll end up like Christian, and Donius too,
Females in abundance, slaying in the stu.
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Posted by The Milton Measure
on Feb 10 2012. Filed under Humor
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