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16 Ways To Embarrass Your Parents on Parents’ Day

by The Milton Measure on Friday, October 14th, 2011
1. Call your teacher mom
2. Introduce them as Thing One and Thing Two
3. Pretend not to speak English
4. Stage an intervention during Senior Transitions
about your dad’s Glee addiction
5. Draw unicorns on your dad’s face when
he falls asleep in class
6. Live tweet the day
7. Tattle on them for texting during class
8. Wear a Michele Bachmann 2012 t-shirt
9. Launch into a twenty minute tirade about
parents dressing inappropriately
10. Call sanctuary on your parents for
drinking wine at last night’s dinner
11. Try to win money off them in poker
12. Schedule Parent/Teacher conferences
with teachers you don’t have
13. Follow around investment bankers with a
sign saying “We Are the 99%”
14. Tell your dad to show up with a leather
jacket, motorcycle helmet, and cigar
15. Admit you have an Oedipus Complex in
your Topics in Psychology class
16. Accidentally pull out your fake I.D. at the
bookstore

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